Total Medals Earned: 4,226 (From 743 different games.) Total Medal Score: 78,990 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/355 points)
Collect your first coin
Kill at least one nerd
Complete the first level
Died at least once
Died 50 times
Kill 50 nerds
Collect 10000 coins
Died 100 times
Complete the game
Collect 50000 coins
Kill 100 nerds
Complete the game without a single death
Medals Earned: 5/6 (210/220 points)
Find the Secret Room
Really? That's even possible?
Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Get all the candy.
You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 2/13 (35/500 points)
Escaped the soothing shack
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reached the relaxed retreat
Escaped in 10 minutes or less
Escaped the basement
Escaped in 5 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 7/10 (250/500 points)
Cleaned the Toilet
Unlocked the Garage
Unlocked the Safe
Stopped Laying Around
Played Beautiful Music
Escaped the Estate
Left the Bedroom
Escaped the Estate in 10 Minutes
Revisited the Basement
Escaped the Estate in 5 Minutes
Medals Earned: 4/7 (180/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Break out the badass way.
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/150 points)
Finish the Game
Finish the Game with a key
Medals Earned: 6/9 (175/330 points)
Return the frisbee to the lazy kids.
Return the dog to the blind man.
Find the seeds to give to Pearl.
Dat cow dun be tippered.
Pick 21 strawberries from the strawberry field in 12 seconds.
Build a friend for $24.99
Buy whiskey for your mum.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (35/85 points)
Use arrow for first time
Die for the first time
Kill your first child
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 5 levels
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels
Medals Earned: 5/6 (205/230 points)
Get a x2 multiplier on any level
Eat one cell of every colour at once! (Including Black)
Eat 12 cells at once
Get a score of 24 in a single bite! Gulp!
Get a score of 100 or higher!
Eat only one colour of cell