Total Medals Earned: 4,226 (From 743 different games.) Total Medal Score: 78,990 Points
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/300 points)
Start a new game
Play through one game day
View the game's credits
Sell a good for §6
Make a trade for goods worth §10 or more
Trade for a ship part
At day start, have a completely full cargo hold
Survive a full game week
Escape the station and win the game
Medals Earned: 7/10 (50/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 8/9 (235/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 12/18 (320/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/10 (100/255 points)
Kill fiddy men
Plank for 5 seconds
5 consecutive headshots
Run in place for 5 seconds
collect 150 candies
Medals Earned: 8/9 (85/110 points)
Hit Donald Trump for the first time.
Hit your very first shot.
Hit Donald trump 5 times.
Have your 3rd "political debate" with Donald Trump.
You missed Trump 3 times in Classic and got fired.
Hit Donald Trump 10 times in a row.
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/380 points)
Get a single spade in a spin
Win with three hearts.
Get two wilds in a single spin.
Lose all your credits.
Reach $10,000 in credit.
Win with four angry faces.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Win the Jackpot
Win with 7 rows of diamonds
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/50 points)
You got killed by the Weebl
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/455 points)
Level 01 completed
Level 02 completed
Level 03 completed
Level 04 completed
Level 05 completed
Level 06 completed
Level 07 completed
Level 08 completed
Level 09 completed
Level 10 completed
Level 11 completed
Level 12 completed
Level 13 completed
Level 14 completed
Level 15 completed
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Level 17 completed
Level 18 completed
Level 19 completed
Level 20 completed
Medals Earned: 4/4 (110/110 points)
kill an UberKid
Beat the game