Total Medals Earned: 4,219 (From 741 different games.) Total Medal Score: 78,950 Points
Medals Earned: 4/13 (90/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Survive 100m!
Survive an impressive 200m!
Survive an unbelievable 300m!
Medals Earned: 10/17 (230/540 points)
reach the first 500m height
reach the first 50m height
don't take axe until reached 114m height
activate time freeze 3 times
reach 1000m height
touch lava stone 5 times
not taken any damage until reached 125m height
break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode
reached score 5000pts while Bob alive
kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe
being hurt by arrows 10 times or more
kill 15 or more hedgehog
kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode
kill 15 or more caveman
destroy standing turret using axe 5 times
destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times
Medals Earned: 3/4 (300/400 points)
Last 30 seconds
Last 60 seconds
Last 90 seconds
Last 120 seconds
Medals Earned: 6/10 (75/150 points)
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Read about Christine
Kill the boss
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win the game
Buy every upgrade
Win without losing a life
Medals Earned: 5/15 (40/300 points)
Read the instructions
Consume ALL the things!
Get a tetris!
View the credits
Donate to charity
Freedom of speech!
Get all of Bob's advice from the shop
Get really good at... slacking off?
Medals Earned: 3/6 (25/80 points)
Die 10 times
Jump 500 times
Finish the game
Get your first gold medal
Get 15 gold medals
Earn 1000 coins
Medals Earned: 6/14 (45/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 200 times
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 3/8 (35/225 points)
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Get a combo of 5 or more
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
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