Total Medals Earned: 4,226 (From 743 different games.) Total Medal Score: 78,990 Points
Medals Earned: 11/20 (100/375 points)
Collect 100 diamonds.
Kill 300 enemies.
Collect 5 heart crystals.
Collect 5 red diamonds.
Complete chapter 1.
Kill 1000 enemies.
Collect 15 red diamonds.
Collect all 17 heart crystals.
Collect 5000 diamonds.
Complete chapter 7.
Collect 25000 diamonds.
Climb 500m in escape mode.
Climb 1000m in escape mode.
Swim 1000m in Tadpole Mode (under minigames)
Collect all 35 red diamonds.
Climb 1500m in escape mode.
Complete normal boss rush mode.
Run 2000m in Runner Mode (under minigames)
Climb 2000m in escape mode.
Complete heroic boss mode.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/290 points)
Reach a combo of 4x
Reach at least 5 consecutive matches with each match less than 3 seconds apart
Reach first quantum release
Reach a combo of 6x
Reach third quantum release
Two or more simultaneous matches twice in a row
Reach fourth quantum release
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
Find Julia Gillard
Find Hitler
Find Jesus
Find Wally
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Beat the campaign!
Beat the lost levels!
Medals Earned: 7/10 (55/100 points)
Who programmed this crap?!
Hey, look! A play button!
Well, that wasn't any good for you...
Look! Wings!
First blood!
What's a Game Jam?
Boing! Boing!
I can fly! I can fly! I can flyyy!!!
Areeba, Areeba!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/250 points)
Evolve the vertical movement mutation
Get to rank 3 in the Destroyer challenge
Get to rank 3 of the Graze challenge
Get to rank 3 in the Mutant challenge
Complete the game
Complete all the challenges
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/245 points)
Earn at least 200 000 points in one game
Answer the first question
Answer 15 questions in one Classic mode game
Answer 100 different questions
Win a million without using the hints or switching away from the game
Successfully complete Marathon mode
Successfully finish the game in Time Trial mode
Earn all the 32 in-game achievements
Medals Earned: 5/19 (60/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Make a new friend!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/115 points)
Escape the bar in under 20 seconds.
Survive The Girl's clutches.
Kiss The Girl.
Escape in your car in under 20 seconds.
Get away without retrying.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Complete the game and survive.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive and save two of your friends.
Survive without getting any friends.